The lottery winner

Joke:

What is a joke?

A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts,

"Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!!"

The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean or should I pack for the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care. Just get out the hell out!"


Explanation:

The husband thinks that they'll go away together for their holiday, but the wife just wants him out of her life now that she's won the lottery!

To slam a door is to shut the door very hard.





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